Simon’s problem is that he rarely sees the problematic side of anything. Susan’s problem is that she sees the problematic side of most things, but hates to squash Simon’s natural enthusiasm. It gets us into trouble sometimes, and our visit to Cattail Marsh in Beaumont, Texas was one of those times.
It all started so well. A lovely little boardwalk led out to viewings of interesting waterfowl, and we’d become exceptionally good at identifying birds, meaning, we could see them and say, “There’s a bird! There’s another bird!”
But we were up for a longer wander, and there were two gravel paths along the marsh-front to choose from. Our walk began with the following conversation:
Simon: Let’s head over to the far side and see what’s there.
Susan: You know it’s at least an hour to make the full circuit, probably more, right?
Simon: Nah, it’s not an hour.
Susan: Well…okay. It is, but, okay.
One-quarter of the way around, it occurred to Simon it was at least an hour to make the full circuit, probably more, and it wasn’t easy to pull Ruthie in her wagon over the gravely path. What happened next was this:
Simon: Let’s take the short-cut through the middle.
Susan: You know that isn’t a walking path, right?
Simon: Sure it is! See? It’s flat and grassy.
Susan: It isn’t. It’s a maintenance road. But, okay.
Now, those among you who have ever been in a wetland in the South know what’s going to happen next. And sure enough, not quite half-way into it, we were met by a 10-foot-long alligator sunbathing on the bank. Even Ruthie could see the “problematic” situation we were in, so she sat quietly in her wagon as we slowly, non-threateningly walked past the gator, with the wagon between it and us.
Long, “problematic” story made short, after several huge gators, lots of sweat, plenty of bugs, a horrible sewage smell, and more than an hour pulling that damned wagon over gravely ground we stumbled back to the car, where Simon grudgingly admitted we “probably shouldn’t have done that.”
The rest of our time in Beaumont was tame and enjoyable. We had taken the ferry over from Galveston, which in itself is a novel adventure, and were camped out at the wonderful Grand Pines of Texas, with a lovely pond, nature walk, and (unbelievably!) free laundry. Clean and quiet, it was the perfect base for Fati while we toured the area.
There was a big Mural Fest going on, so we headed into downtown Beaumont for a look. Some of the murals had been created previously, but many were being worked on, and it was nice to see how many locals came out to support the artists.
Downtown Beaumont also boasts the World’s Largest Fire Hydrant, and even if we didn’t have a dog with us, that’s something we had to see. Honoring firefighters everywhere, the park includes a memorial to the heroes who lost their lives trying to save others during the horrendous September 11 tragedy.
Another local event we stumbled on was a cowgirl pageant at the Beaumont Botanical Gardens. Girls of all ages could sign up for the pageant, which isn’t based on anything particularly “cowgirly,” and certainly isn’t a typical “beauty contest,” but is meant to build self-confidence and, I think, offers some sort of scholarship to winners.
We also took a day-trip down to Port Arthur, aiming for the McFadden National Wildlife Refuge, which sounds like a big deal, and maybe it is at other, better times of year, but we only saw a small handful of standard-issue birds, and not a whole lot else.
On the way back we detoured off the main road, where massive amounts of construction were going on, having to do with some sort of refinery. Drawn in by the sight of a structure we couldn’t quite work out, we discovered the Sabine Pass Area Artificial Reefs program, where sunken structures were being turned into reefs.
A day or two later, Big Thicket National Preserve offered the chance for a walk in the woods to a genuine cypress slough, with a paved path and boardwalks that would make pulling Ruthie in her wagon quite easy. And it did, for the first few minutes. Once we were committed to the journey, though, the path turned to off-roading.
But we persisted, which was a good thing since it would be the last exercise we’d have for the next few weeks. Unbeknownst to either of us, and after four years of diligently avoiding it, Susan was brewing up a hefty case of Covid. Little did we know her face would really look like this a couple of days from now:
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This was an interesting read. Simon an intrepid explorer guided by the hand of the wise counsel. I wish we had a video of the wagon being pulled by you both past the gators. I keep hearing Galveston oh Galveston in my ears as I read this. The thing was an exploration rig, literally on its last legs ideal for being sunk and creating a safe haven for wildlife. Galveston always reminds me of a story my father told me. He was working in Houston when a PA came to him crying and said she was worried about her horse in Galveston as the hurricane was heading in. What most forget is that Galveston has previously been destroyed by hurricanes so the fear was real. To reassure her that it would be fine he said I’m sure your horse will take shelter. She cried more and said ‘but it’s tied to a tree’. Those were the days! In fact the days when we used to hire horse to ride out on the prairie from a place called Avis Rent A Horse. Safe travels!
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I believe walking through the middle of a gator infested swamp to be extremely problematic!!!! You are lucky have come out with all limbs and a whole dog. Next time defer to Susan’s sensible side. Hopefully Susan has come out of the dreaded Covid now and you are both back in the swing of it .
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It was a stupid thing to do. We really should have known, and I really should have said, “Absolutely not!”
Still masked, but I’ll test again today or tomorrow and hope I finally test negative. Very tired of this virus.
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