Walking On The Craters Of The Moon


Technically, Idaho wasn’t a new state for us. We’d flown in to Idaho Falls several years ago, and made the 108-mile drive to Yellowstone in Wyoming. But, clearly, we were new to Idaho, as evidenced by the Sheriff in Richfield who caught sight of our Florida license plate and “escorted” us out of town.

Our suspicious nature wasn’t helped by Susan taking random photos of weird road signs while the Sheriff was behind us, or Simon making an extremely abrupt turn onto a lonely back road, having nearly missed our GPS’s warning that the turn was coming up. Richfield’s Finest responded by following us all the way to his county’s border to see us off.

We don’t have a photo of the Sheriff, because we’re not crazy, but we did wonder about this sign. HOW do we avoid windshield damage, and damage from what? Pedestrians? Squirrels? What? Isn’t this something every driver wants to avoid from the moment they purchase their car?

The several-mile drama unfolded after our visit to Craters of the Moon National Monument and Preserve, the reason we were in Idaho in the first place. If you’ve been following along, you know we made a change to our original itinerary, and because of that our time in Idaho was in doubt. But both of us were eager to see the otherworldly park, so we booked a week in the area after our time near Salt Lake City, which opened up the opportunity to also see City of Rocks National Reserve, Shoshone Falls, and massive piles of the vegetable for which the state is famous.

City of Rocks is a world-class playground for rock climbers, but its history includes emigrants passing through on the California Trail from 1843-1882 and, prior to that, use by native peoples. Its oldest rocks date back 2.5 billion years.

Really old rocks.

We were there for the scenery, though we didn’t know what to expect. A stop at the Visitor Center resulted in two useful suggestions from ranger Robb: Don’t take little Nippy on the rough road beyond the Bath Rock formation, and stop at Rock City for the best pizza you’ll ever eat and the only craft beers for a hundred miles.

Obligatory selfie!

The park is entirely dog-friendly, with a handful of dramatic geological features, starting with Camp Rock (a.k.a. Register Rock). There, we found signatures and dates from emigrants who passed by, pausing to leave their names and sometimes a short message, written in axle grease.


The rocks here are not small; this one was the smallest.

Next along the byway was Elephant Rock, and we were told it was a great place to see climbers. Sure enough, there were several making their way up (and down) the rock face.

The “trunk” of the elephant is on the left, but you can’t see it in this photo.

Look carefully and you’ll see a climber just above the horizontal boulder on the ground (the third one to the left of the boulder in the foreground), and another climber near the top of the fissure the lower climber is scaling.

The trail to Window Arch, just beyond Elephant Rock, was only 250-feet long, but included some of the most dramatic views.


As with most photos, you can’t get the scale of this place.



We ended at Bath Rock, a spiritual place, Robb at the Visitor Center told us, where his grandmother used to take him and his sister when their parents were traveling, and she’d “bathe” in the positive energy to remove the negative energy she was covered in. Energy which, his sister told him, was all his fault.

Bath Rock. Bathe in its healing powers!


Bath Rock was active with climbers, but a storm was brewing in the distance, so we enjoyed their activities for a while, took a little stroll along the trail, then headed out of the park for an al fresco pizza lunch.

People who are braver than us.

The storm had other plans. It hammered down rain, sending bolts of lightning perilously close to the gravel we were standing on, directly under a metal roof.


It was really cold, too.

We high-tailed it to the car, watching water pool alarmingly around the store and its picnic area, which added credibility to the Flash Flood warning we’d heard the store employees mention while we waited for our pie to bake.

Our view.

City of Rocks made a terrific afternoon out, in spite of the rain, and we were even more excited for our trip to Craters of the Moon two days later.

Our $20 America the Beautiful Senior Pass got us into the park for free (we’ll just add here that we’ve literally saved hundreds of dollars using this wonderful National Parks pass), and we marveled at the seemingly endless lava fields and features that were formed when molten lava oozed through cracks in the earth compliments of the 50-mile fissure known as the Great Rift.

Who are these people, and why are they always laughing?

Our first stop along the seven-mile scenic loop was a hike up the powdery Devil’s Orchard cinder cone, a gentle start to our visit, punctuated by a surprising variety of flora.

The volcanic rock here was feather-light.


Inferno Cone was much higher, with a well-worn, crunchy path to the top of not one, but three rises with magnificent views over the valleys and to the mountain ranges beyond.

You can just make out the people climbing the hill.


The view from one of the rises. It’s way, way down.

Guess who made it up to the third rise? Him!

It felt fabulous to be out walking, and we were loving the interactive nature of the features. A second short hike of just a few hundred feet saw us looking into two Spatter Cones, the first of which still had ice at the bottom.

You can see the pathway leading up to the part of this splatter cone where you can look down into it.

That white stuff is ice. The second splatter cone had three or four hats in it.


We took all the side roads off the main loop, and had several WPM (Wows Per Minute) passing miles and miles of lava fields and curious “cinder gardens.”


But our absolute favorite WPM was the Caves Area, where visitors could descend into some of the caves that formed when lava tubes collapsed.




Precarious perch for a selfie inside the cave!

Sheriff of Richfield being the slightly humorous (if also slightly unnerving) exception, it had been a fantastic, unforgettable day. Our return trip to Village of Trees RV Park had one more surprise in store.

We’d been unreasonably excited by all the trucks we’d seen carrying Idaho potatoes from one place to another, but we didn’t expect the absolute thrill of two massive mounds of potatoes getting ready for transit. We shouted and pointed and laughed out loud at the piles and our incredible luck!

Those piles aren’t wood or sand or dirt. They’re potatoes! YAY!

One more potato photo.

Okay, last one, I promise!

We know that’s sad and maybe even worrisome, but we’re proud of our little quirks, and of our ability to find joy in the small stuff.

It may have been windy.
Unknown's avatar

Author: A Year on the Road

International travel writers and book authors.

7 thoughts on “Walking On The Craters Of The Moon”

  1. Amazing volcanic scenery and would love to visit it myself. Good to see that the flash flood warning signs are in place and when the heavens open you can see why. That’s a lot of spuds !!!!!!

    Like

    1. The flash flood thing is something we bear in mind, since the storm that causes a flash flood can be so far away you don’t even know it’s happening.
      We were ridiculous about the potatoes, but being in Idaho made them seem special.

      Like

  2. I love all the stark beauty that you encountered in this area. Having the sheriff escort you all the way across the country line must have been ever so slightly unnerving though.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. It’s really unusual scenery, worth seeing.
      We did all the wrong things while the Sheriff followed us. Normal to us (taking photos, etc) but super suspicious when you’re worried about an out-of-state license plate. Plus, Florida, so….. O_O

      Like

      1. Actually, this reminds me of something we encountered in a very rural part of Southern California. We visited friends that live in a tiny town in the Los Angeles mountains. There is a reservoir nearby and a neighbour of our friends came by very upset as she had seen people with a telescope near the reservoir. She ended up calling the FBI. Chances are, they were just harmless birdwatchers.

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Geez, that’s serious paranoia! You feel bad for the bird-watchers.

        We keep our binoculars in the car, and use them all the time. It probably looks weird to locals, but when you never see mountains, you want to look at them in some detail.

        Like

Leave a reply to dolphingirl5092 Cancel reply