The Luscious Wildness of Yellowstone National Park


We fell in love with Yellowstone several years ago, and could hardly wait to return to the park for a few days, taking in as much of Hayden and Lamar valleys as possible. Considering the stellar experience we’d had the first time we visited, would it leave us with memories every bit as grand?

It’s hard to know what to say about this glorious park, so, along with some scene-setting, we’ll let photos and video snippets do much of the talking. Nature’s glory simply cannot be improved upon.

Stampede! Well, mini stampede.

Simon had been monitoring the park’s West Yellowstone entry for a few days, and it became apparent the now-infamous hours-long wait times to get into the park eased up just after noon, so we aimed for entry around 1pm and had two cars in front of us, for a total wait time of 5 minutes.

What’s the last thing that went though all those bugs’ brains before they hit our window? Their butts. (*Lame Dad joke, and sorry about all the bug guts on the window*)

When planning the trip, we’d been excited to get one of the last two sites available in the Fishing Bridge full-hookup campground inside the park, having snagged it shortly after midnight, moments after bookings for our dates opened. That’s just how quickly these spots fill up.

As well as we knew the park from our previous stay, we hadn’t factored in the length of the drive to the campground once we arrived. Two hours after the entry point, we finally reached Fishing Bridge. We quickly hooked up, then headed out to explore as dark storm clouds began to gather.


Like much of Montana and Wyoming, you can see those storm clouds coming from a vast distance away, so we knew we’d have a bit of rain, then sunshine again. With that in mind, we headed south to Yellowstone Lake for our picnic lunch in the car, waiting it out until the storm passed.

Fati and Dishy (our Starlink internet) gearing up for a big storm

Lunch!

The wind was biting, but it warmed up once the storm passed

Backtracking north again took us to Hayden Valley, stomping grounds for bison and elk. Unlike our first visit, which started with herds of bison shortly after we entered the park, this was our first major sighting, beyond a few stragglers here and there.


Last time we visited it was May, and the babies were all very new. This time, they had a little meat on their bones. Adorable!


Even more thrilling, a herd of elk were munching the stubbly grass and relaxing in the valley. Some were close, but the majority were much further away, which gave us the chance to try using our cell phone camera with our spotting scope.

They look tiny, but for how far away they were, this is excellent viewing.

Simon has a deep love for the most precarious places he can find, while Susan has had a life-long terror of high places with big drop-offs, so naturally our next stop was Upper Falls, where the Yellowstone River tumbles 109 feet into the canyon below.

Who’s having fun?



Upper Falls isn’t the highest waterfall in Yellowstone, but don’t worry. We’d stand at the crest of the 308-foot-high Lower Falls soon.

We ended the first day with more bison and a spectacular double rainbow framing a small band of elk, while the mountains behind them positively glowed with the setting sun.

You can JUST make out the second rainbow to the right of the first one, just behind the pine tree

The mountains lit up, celebrating the rainbows

The next morning we set out early so as to spend as much time in Lamar Valley as we could. This, for us, is the absolute premier part of the park, even though it’s harder to get to than pretty much anywhere else. From Fishing Bridge, it was about an hour north, then east at Tower Junction.

What we hadn’t factored in –though we should have, since we’d been referring to our trusty Mountain Directory West, which points out all the routes we want to avoid – was the Dunraven Pass. For Simon, it was scenic (if a bit challenging) driving. For Susan, it was a deep dive into the most hellish emotional terror imaginable, and it did result in a great deal of ugly crying by the time we reached the valley again. Sharp turns with no guardrails, and a massive, massive drop right over the edge of the mountain were Susan’s view, and it did her in completely.

This is where Susan’s ability to cope tanked completely. Simon, of course, had to stop and get a photo of the view.

This looks like nothing, but it’s more than 2,000 feet straight down

Still, Lamar Valley lay on the other side of the pass, and after a lot of comforting words, we got back on track and vowed to return to camp via the better road that went through Mammoth, even though the trip was somewhat longer.

Here’s where we’ll leave Yellowstone to do most of the talking. The one photo we don’t have is of a wolf feasting on a bison carcass, which we were able to see through a park ranger’s scope. By the time we got our scope out, the wolf had its fill and had moved on.

There were so many bison mamas and their babies in Lamar, they were even growing out of Simon’s nose!



Someone had learned by now to watch in silence


We didn’t have bears on our Bingo card, since they tend to be in the upper hills this time of year (especially the grizzlies), but the day was so lovely and the scent of wildflowers was so sweet, this black bear couldn’t resist having lunch not far off the road. Obviously, smart people keep a distance from things that can eat them, so we didn’t get too close.

This isn’t “zoomed in”

Happily, this bear was so unexpected that there wasn’t a “bear jam.” We had him/her/them nearly to ourselves.

The park’s smallest waterfall, Crystal Falls, was difficult to photograph, but the bridge that led to it was nearly as impressive.



As we left Mammoth Hot Springs behind, we came across a little side road that looked really interesting. In a landscape of pine trees, it featured giant rocks that looked like they’d fallen into place from a great height. We quickly veered off, and discovered “little” was the correct term for that road, both in its width and in its length. Within 45 seconds we were back on the main loop road. Still, it was an interesting diversion that made us ask questions.


Well beyond Mammoth, which is where the travertine formations are found, we came upon another formation with loud, steaming vents, and Ruthie insisted on having her photo taken.


Lower Falls was next, and we could hear the water thundering down even before we reached it. A picture is worth a thousand words…


…but a video is worth a million.

You can literally stair-step your way down to the edge of the falls. Guess which one of us did that!

Yellowstone is in the business of delighting its visitors, and as we came out of the Lower Falls area heading to the main loop we had this beautiful creature all to ourselves.


Hayden Valley was our goal for the evening, since it was close to the campground and the hour or two before the sun sets are excellent times for viewing the animals who bed down in the area for the night, and the predators who hunt them.




We watched the sun set from a turnout in the valley where people gather every evening to do the same thing, while also spotting wildlife. This is bonding time with fellow adventurers, and we spent a happy hour or so chatting about travel, and about the animals each of us had seen so far. With happiness for their good fortune, plus a growing twinge of jealousy, we made appreciative noises as several people told us they’d seen a grizzly bear with two cubs that morning, a rare, rare treat indeed during the heat of summer.

Our day ended on a high note, and we were content with that, but we had one more full day to enjoy the park, and one more surprise in store.

Things We Learned In Our Second Month On The Road: The Reality Version


Things you learn and things you experience can be different, even when they’re wrapped up in each other, so while our blogs are usually about the things we’ve experienced, this one is the second in our monthly installments about the lessons we’ve learned. Here are our our second-month reflections:

You need community. You need people who will invite you to sit around their campfire and talk about your triumphs and your challenges. You need people who will talk you off the ledge and help you inch your way forward again when things are tough.

Those comments you blithely tossed about before you left home, along the lines of, “We’ll probably get to the point where we want to quit, and that’s normal, so we need to push through it” will stare you straight in the face at some point, and it won’t be cute or funny. It’ll be harrowing, upsetting, heartbreaking, and grounds for ugly crying. Whatever decision you make as you work your way through it is the right decision, even if only for right now.

Carry nut snack bars in your car at all times, because when you’re out experiencing something incredible in the middle of nowhere, normal lunch and dinner times won’t be a thing. And if an ice cream shop is all you can find in some backwater town, it counts as a meal.

It’s okay to take a look at your itinerary and re-evaluate. Maybe you don’t have to see everything, even if it’s all really appealing. It’s exhausting to move every few days, or even every week, and a re-think of your bases from which to travel by car can ease that pressure and stress.

You started this whole process with a desire to see the country. If you can, put some distance between yourself and your rig when you’re having a rough day, and go out and find a scenic drive by car. When you come across that gorgeous valley, or surprising wildlife, or that amazing hike to a waterfall or overlook, it will be the reminder you need about why you’re doing this.

Emergency Rooms in Montana aren’t as busy as they are in big cities, but even though they’ll get you in within 2 minutes and they’ve seen that racing heart rate and high blood pressure a million times in fried, overwhelmed people just like you, it’s better to slow the hell down before you have to meet Montana’s front-line workers.

It’s okay to sniff your clothes to see if you can wear them for another day. Even underwear, in a pinch. Once your socks smell like Fritos, do everyone a favor and wear fresh ones.

By now, basic logistics are becoming a little bit easier as habits are forming. You know how to break down and set up camp quickly, and you’ve started to find your groove when it comes to touring and staying home. When the UV water filter works or doesn’t work, however, will remain a mystery.

You’ll spend a lot of time greeting your neighbors by saying, “Your rig is beautiful,” and you’ll mean it every time. It’s the pathway to spending a happy half hour or more hearing their stories and sharing yours. If their rig isn’t beautiful, compliment their dog. Same happy result.

You’ll bring all your emotional baggage with you when you make this journey. Whatever pushes your buttons at home – both good and not so good – is going to push your buttons on the road. Part of the learning process is figuring out how to push the good buttons as often as possible.

If your emotional baggage includes a deep, deep fear of heights, don’t take the Dunraven Pass in Yellowstone National Park. Those tight curves around the mountain, with no guardrails and a hideous drop-off, will only result in lots and lots of that ugly crying we mentioned earlier. Take the long route and save your sanity.

When you see a bear grazing in a sun-dappled field filled with the sweet, sweet scent of clover, and there are only a few other people there to witness it with you, all will be right with the world.

Buy the T-shirt.

What State Are We In? Dipping in and out of Wyoming and Montana


There comes a point during long travel experiences when you don’t know what day it is, and in our case, we would soon add not knowing what state we were in as we dipped in and out of southern Montana and northern Wyoming.

After a false start on our way to Harvest Host location Big Lost Meadery in Gillette, Wyoming, when our kitchen slideout wouldn’t lock or go out (totally user error, though it did turn out our hydraulic fluid was seriously low, and we learned a lot about slides and jacks from the mobile RV tech), which necessitated another night’s stay in Sturgis, we were on our way again, and made the Meadery our lunch stop to thank them for being so kind about our late cancellation.


We had a second Harvest Host stay booked at Our Wyoming Life, and it was only after we arrived and started talking to the other Harvest Host members staying there that we discovered the farm is YouTube famous.

People from all over the country — and beyond — send license plates for the license plate wall

The host’s several parking spots for RVs were full, which was a huge bonus when everyone gathered near the small barn near the parking area and we all shared stories of our travels. Just what we want from our Harvest Host stays!

Along with selling meat and other foods, host Mike does a farm tour each morning. All of the guests attended, and it was another fun bonding experience, made all the more hilarious by relentless turkeys who gobbled warnings at us, in unison.


We met and fed calves…


…met and fed alpacas (not you, worried alpaca in the back)…

Anyone who could get that brown alpaca in the back to eat from their hand would win a T-shirt. Even Simon lost out.

…saw what Mike called the first RV accessory, a fabulous old “portable kitchen” that would have been used to make meals during long car trips back when Hector was a pup…


…and, of course, the animals’ love affair with Simon continued. He’s the animal whisperer.


Our stay was a real boon, especially when Mike described the ranch’s community philosophy. We were thrilled to hear how much he and his family do for those in need, and how dedicated they are to educating people about where their food comes from and how it gets to them. Great stuff!


We moved on toward Garryowen, Montana after the farm tour, had a little snafu that saw us returning to Gillette for two days, and on our arrival back in town we made a snap decision to backtrack in Nippy to see Devils Tower once we’d settled in at a last-minute campground. It turned out to be a great decision, not only for the tower itself, but also for the mental boost it gave us, and the chance for some ice cream.

Devils Tower was probably famous before it co-starred in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, but neither of us knew anything about it before the movie came out. It is sacred to the Plains Native Americans, whose origin stories for the tower tend to revolve around an enormous bear who left scratch marks in the high rock in his attempts to get at those seeking shelter on the rock’s flat top. Rather than calling it Devils Tower, they use the names “Bear Lodge” or “Bear’s Tipi.”

From a distance, the tower looks a bit wimpy.


Up close, it’s not wimpy at all.


The yellow-green color that seems to run down the rock is caused by crustos lichen, and as the sun hits it late in the day it practically glows.


After some diagnostic work and an oil change for Fati the next day, we were once again on our way to Garryowen, and this time we made it to 7th Ranch RV Camp just down the highway from Little Bighorn Battlefield National Monument.

Just before reaching the campground, we learned a valuable lesson in how to cope with the unexpected after we turned right instead of left when we got off the highway, and ended up at a dead end next to a pig farm in a rig that can’t be backed up while towing a car. How lucky we are to have such interesting experiences!

Guess what the first thing is we have to do before getting out of this mess?

Simon had hoped to take a guided battlefield tour, but Fati had thrown a wrench in those plans, and we had one less day in the area than we’d expected. Instead, we drove the battlefield on our own and stopped at each area that had a description plaque detailing the terrible June 25 and 26, 1876 conflict that left 263 of Lieutenant Colonel George Custer’s soldiers dead, along with that ill-fated man himself.





Several thousand Lakota, Chayenne, and Arapaho fiercely defended their homeland and way of life, and estimates state fewer than 40 were killed. While the hillsides are strewn with white markers for the U.S. soldiers, there are only a small handful of red granite markers showing where the land’s rightful residents fell.


A beautiful memorial circle with entries from each of the four directions tells the Native American side of the story, through several panels with original quotes and this wonderful metal sculpture depicting the now-lost way of life.

If not for the headstones all across the landscape, this would be a place of great beauty, and during our visit it was alive with birdsong. We left feeling remarkably sober for the senselessness of it, and the terrible waste of human life. It’s hard not to wonder what could have happened had we truly come in peace.

A Year On The Road – The First Month

Want to see how far we’ve come in a month? This is the 31-day update of route – and distance – so far.

We now have a full month of our scheduled 12 officially in the books, and we have so far traveled a whopping 2,504 miles from home. We have crossed nine states, two time zones, and stayed in 14 different campgrounds and Harvest Host venues.

We have slowed down since our initial 7-day warp-speed approach (1,289 miles in that period; 1,215 in the 3 weeks since), and are paying more attention to savoring the sights as we travel. And we’re seeing some pretty stunning sights.

The route so far – 2,504 miles in 31 days, taking us from tropical Florida to the wide open spaces, and amazing scenery, of the Midwest and Northern Plains.

We are now in uncharted territory – for us – and ready for more adventures in the Dakotas, Montana and Wyoming. This is a hugely exciting part of the journey, with the areas rightly renowned for the wide open spaces of this huge country.

Having just arrived on the edge of The Badlands of North Dakota, the landscape is truly outlandish and full of intrigue. We’re here for the best part of a week, and will have a LOT more to report in due course.

The backdrop to our current spot in Medora, North Dakota, the Red Trail Campground, surrounded by the rugged scenery of The Badlands, and the gateway to Theodore Roosevelt National Park

For those keen on geography and geology, the term “Badlands” is a specific geologic feature of sedimentary rock erosion, and it creates some captivating and bizarre landscapes. We hope to see a lot of it in the next few days, as well as wildlife that should include bison, pronghorn antelope, bighorn sheep, deer, feral horses, and – Simon’s favorite – the prairie dog.

Gonna Take A Sentimental Journey

Pathway Jay Cooke State Park Minnesota

Minnesota’s North Shore provided a day of sights that filled our senses. Today would be a day that filled our hearts as we headed north again, this time aiming for Hibbing and the Iron Range, Ely and its picturesque forests, and, most of all, Eveleth, birthplace of Susan’s grandfather.

(Susan is writing the blog, so it’ll be in first person.)

My maternal grandfather was among the first ice hockey players who was picked up by a professional team and received a signing bonus along with his contract. Two of his four brothers also played pro hockey. When WWII broke out, pro hockey and their careers ended for the duration, but their passion for the sport they grew up with never died. Returning to Eveleth was, for me, a return to my family and the immense legacy they left their relatively small town, and, ultimately, the country.

Eveleth Minnesota Susan at Big Stick

Our first goal for this day was the Iron Range, specifically Hull Rust Mahoning Mine in Hibbing, where one of my grandfather’s brothers was – many long years ago – a miner before becoming a soldier during the war.

I recall a trip I made to the mine with my parents in my teenage years, and seeing the unbelievably massive dump trucks that moved the raw iron ore from the pits to waiting trains that would then journey to Duluth, Minnesota and Superior in Wisconsin and then to wherever steel was needed to help build this great country.

Hull Rust Mahoning Mine Simon with dumptruck

My grandfather’s proud Slovenian ancestry is strong in Eveleth. My family still has a black-and-white photograph of a man in his coffin, with my ancestor Frank Prelesnik and four other people standing next to the coffin. When Simon and I went to Slovenia and met family, they knew who that man was (his last name, IIRC, was Laser), and had heard about his demise in the mine.

Hull Rust Mahoning Mine is now known as the Grand Canyon of the North, and the viewing area we visited left no doubt that it deserved its nickname. You cannot get the scale of this place from photos, or even from the viewing area above it.

Hull Rust Mahoning Mine long shot
Click the photo to make it larger and you’ll see the “tiny” dump trucks going up the earthen roadway.

Standing next to the massive dump trucks, their tires tower over you. Compare the up-close view of this one to the trucks you see in the mine.

Hull Rust Mahoning Mine dump truck

While we were there we met a man who once worked in another mine, and he shared some stories with us about his time there, before ill health due to his work forced him into retirement. It only reinforced our opinion that the folks ‘round here are as hearty as they come.

Hull Rust Mahoning Mine close up

We moved on, aiming for Eveleth. I know I still have family there, but I don’t recall who they are, nor where exactly they live. I do remember when the Hockey Hall of Fame opened and my grandfather and his brothers were in it. We stopped by, hoping the attendant would let us look at the case I’d seen during my first visit, which had their exhibit in it, but instead we got to chatting with a man whose grandfather played on the team with my grandfather, and we relived their glory days.

I was sorry not to see the exhibit again (Ruthie was in the car, and we couldn’t really leave her there for long), but we took a drive around town and came upon a permanent display in the downtown area, where the Big Stick is located.

The Big Stick Eveleth Minnesota
The Big Stick

I asked Simon to stop, and I’d pop over and take a quick look, just in case. I’m sure the look on my face was priceless when I saw my grandfather’s name and photo as part of the display.

Louis Prelesnik on mural in Eveleth Minnesota
My handsome Papa! His great grandson has his looks.

Even more astonishing, he was in it not once, but twice. That’s him, directly in the center of this photo:

Louis Prelesnik Eveleth Rangers
Second row, fourth from left

My heart filled to bursting that he had such recognition in a town that lives and breathes hockey. I could not have been happier for him!

Filled with pride, we spent the next two days along a not-so-scenic byway,

Simon scenic byway Duluth Minnesota

crossed from Duluth into Superior on the Duluth Aerial Lift Bridge,

Duluth Aerial Lift Bridge

checked out a gas station built by Frank Lloyd Wright,

Frank Lloyd Wright gas station

saw Paul Bunyan and Babe the Big Blue Ox, who hang out near the center of downtown Bemidji,

Paul Bunyan and Babe the Big Blue Ox

and paid a visit to the stunning Jay Cooke State Park, with its swinging bridge over the St. Louis River, which is the largest tributary of our good friend Lake Superior,



then capped it all of at Lake Itasca, the location of the headwaters to the mighty Mississippi River.


This is where it all starts!

What a gift it was when we left the park and came across a new mama doe and her baby, who couldn’t have been more than a day or two old. She was making some poor decisions as regards crossing the road, and several of us stopped our cars and encouraged her to head back into the woods. I like to think she wised up, and that her baby stands a fighting chance at a good, long life.

She was in the road, then out of the road, then her baby was in the road, then mama considered going into the road again….we hope this little newborn survived.

But even that heartwarming encounter pales ever so slightly in comparison to seeing my Papa again, on skates, playing the game he loved.

What We Learned During Our First Month On The Road

deer and fawn Minnesota

June 14 marks the one-month point in our year-long Grand Adventure, and here’s what we’ve learned so far:

Things are going to break or need repair. Not sometimes, but all the d@mned time, starting immediately.

There are good people who are ready to help when things break or need repair. Some of them will require money for their assistance, some won’t. You’ll value both.

You’ll be that person in an online RV group who can help someone else who’s freaking out over whatever it is that broke or needs repair on their rig, because you’ve been there and gotten through it. And you’ll feel great knowing you helped.

Every itch or slight brush against your skin is immediately assumed to be a tick once you’ve pulled a tick out of your eyelid.

That screwdriver you used a few times a year in your sticks-and-bricks (house) is now your constant companion.

The ultraviolet water purifier works when it wants to work. When it’s working, fill up every receptacle you own for those times when it doesn’t work, and don’t bother wondering what made it stop, or what made it start again. You will never, ever know the answer.

You’ll be checking the temperature inside your refrigerator several times each day. It’ll either be freezing everything solid or hovering just under the “safe zone.” You’ll have no idea why.

Those frozen baby carrots in your fridge are nice and crunchy once they’ve thawed out a little bit.

Have canned chili in your cupboard at all times. It goes on everything and doesn’t need refrigeration.

The comforting smell of bacon and pancakes wafting through your window from your neighbor’s rig may make you shed a tear, but you’re not there yet. With the learning curve you’re on, your brain simply doesn’t have the capacity to safely combine propane cooking, proper refrigeration, and highly flammable fat. You will be there soon, but you’re not there yet.

Deet can be sprayed on clothing, but only certain clothing, and not when you’re wearing it, and not on a Tuesday, and not if you’re going to wear the clothing in less than two hours, and you should use skin Deet sometimes, but not under clothing, and not…..blah blah blah blah blah……..

When you get Advantix II dog tick repellant on your fingers – because how the hell else are you supposed to separate their thick fur than with your fingers, and the directions don’t tell you to wear gloves – you probably should rinse it off for the recommended 20 minutes, but you don’t actually have to call poison control, as also recommended on the back of the box.

Pull the gray tank while you’re rinsing your fingers for 20 minutes. That’s a lot of water.

When you take your Advantix II tick-repelling dog out for the first time after you put that stuff on them, bugs do actually stay away. Score, you genius!

When you’re driving the RV, you and your co-pilot will see the road surface in a way you never did before. When it’s rough, you’ll cringe over every single bump, because your rig has become a beloved friend and doesn’t deserve that abuse. When the road is smooth, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria you never knew was possible.

When you spill an entire glass of wine over your laptop, it will die of alcohol poisoning. Don’t fool yourself. It’s never going to live again. Just go get a new one, because this one is dead. And it won’t be the old one you spilled all that wine over. It’ll be the newer one. This is simply the way of it, so accept it and move on. Life is still worth living.

That washer/dryer combo you paid a shit-ton of money for is worth every single penny when you’ve got fresh laundry making your rig smell like a flower-filled summer’s day.

There is no rhyme nor reason for why any given roadway is designated “Scenic Byway.” As far as we can tell, that just means there’s either nothing but trees on both sides of the road, or trees that block whatever gorgeous view is just on the other side of them. Signs will indicate you might see a moose or a deer, but you won’t.

Deer live in the city. Go find them there. And when you find a mama with her brand-new baby you’ll feel like you’ve been given a gift you’ll never forget.

This is a big, big country. A country you THINK is big, but it’s even BIGGER than you THINK it is. It’s absolutely beautiful, and worth all the annoying, perplexing, and frustrating stuff it takes to allow you to see it.

Our second month starts tomorrow, and the good news is, we’re one month smarter than we were when we started. How lucky we are to be doing this!

A Year On The Road – Weeks 2-3; 691 miles

After our indecently hasty first-week charge through the center of the USA, our pace has (deliberately) slowed in weeks two and three. Instead of 1,289 miles in 7 days, we covered “just” 691 in 14 days; i.e. half the distance in twice the time. That’s still probably more than most dedicated RVers will travel in that time, but a better realization of what RV travel is all about.

We gave ourselves a day in Gaylord, three days in northern Michigan at Mackinaw City, seven in the Upper Peninsula in Munising for the superb Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore, one day in Crystal Falls, and then another seven as we crossed over into Minnesota at Duluth and pitched camp in Saginaw, just to the north-west.

The map of our route from Lansing, Michigan, to Saginaw, Minnesota, 14 days of excellent RV travel

That’s where we are right now, prior to our next major move – west through Minnesota and into the “undiscovered country” of North Dakota, Fargo, Bismarck and all. This will be entirely new territory for both of us, and we can’t wait to discover new adventures…

PS: The map shows it would take 11hr 33min (by car, non-stop) to cover the route that took us 2 weeks!

Pictured Rocks National where the hell is the Lakeshore

Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore
Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore

Michigan’s Upper Peninsula takes everything that makes the lower peninsula gorgeous, then doubles down, straight into spectacular. Blue skies, green pine trees, and the sparkling, silvery waters of Lake Superior.

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It’s Buc, Buc, Buc-ees!

One of the reasons to take a road trip in the USA is for its gas stations. Yes, seriously. You can find some of the most, well, American experiences at these refueling outposts along the main highways. And, if you think you’ve seen them all, you haven’t seen Buc-ees.

We’d arrived at northern Alabama, close to Athens, and turned off I-65 at the sight of this vast, mirage-like complex of buildings that seemed to stretch towards the horizon. Not only is it, jointly, the largest gas station on Earth – with a mind-boggling 120 (yes, one hundred and twenty!) fuel pumps, it has a gigantic supermarket attached to them, as well as a dog park, huge car wash and enough parking space for half of Alabama.

In short, Buc-ees is a cultural phenomenon, drawings fans from all over the south and south-east (especially Texas, where this remarkable brand originated in 1982) for its mix of the cute, kitsch and collectible. You want great barbecue? They got it. Candy? Jerky? Fudge? Got them, too, in multiple triplicate. There are coffee stations, soda fountains, bakery items and ice creams galore, along with thousands of plush Buc-ees (he’s actually a beaver) and other types of themed merchandise, from T-shirts to jewelry. It’s totally bewildering.

Buc-ees’ other claim to fame is they have the cleanest restrooms on the Interstate, and Susan can confirm that, yes, they are as clean as a whistle. Spotless and shiny, in fact. Another trademark is their Beaver Nuggets, crispy corn nuggets that have various types of coating, including white cheddar and sea-salted caramel. Sure, it’s a cheap and cheerful approach, but that is its charm (along with a general level of cleanliness that would put many hospitals in the shade), and it is utterly captivating. We’ll keep an eye out for more Buc-meister outlets as we go.

Oh, and the barbecue was delicious.

If that was today’s lunch, we finished up at our latest Harvest Hosts discovery, another overnight stop, this time in northern Tennessee, just past Nashville (no Grand Ol’ Opry for us on this trip, sadly). However, Sumner Crest Winery more than made up for missing out on the Tennessee musical icon. This little gem in Portland, Tennessee, features a truly darling wine bar and cafe, with local wines, their own chicken salads and pimento cheese (our tip: try the one with candied jalapenos!), and both indoor and outdoor dining and sampling.

You can try their wines by the glass, flights or bottle, and some of their creative fruit wines and slushies are absolutely sipping sensations. The interior Chandelier Room would be great for a special occasion, and their gift shop was another dazzling collection of cute trinkets and souvenirs, with plenty to interest most wine-drinkers.

Tonight, we are hitched up to one of the winery’s three electrical posts, putting us in pole position for the road to Kentucky and Indiana tomorrow. It was a good day. A Buckin good day, you could say.

Madikwe Game Reserve: Safari in High Style!

Only the thought of visiting Madikwe Game Reserve and the beautiful Rhulani Guest Lodge made leaving Maru-a-Pula tolerable. MaP headmaster Andy Taylor had strongly urged us to go, so we searched through Madikwe’s Last Minute Specials online, and got one night at Rhulani Guest Lodge for nearly half the usual price.

We set off on Sunday morning at 10:30am and, with our fiasco getting from South Africa into Botswana in mind, we allowed for 2 hours to cross the border. As luck would have it there were only a handful of people at both border crossings and it was plain sailing – apart from the car inspection that revealed we had a stray orange in our bag in the trunk, which earned us a bit of a telling off from the guard. Crossing took 25 minutes in total, and within another 15 minutes we were at Madikwe.

We passed through the entry gate and drove along a dirt road, where we saw zebra, Guinea fowl, and hornbills, and when we arrived at Rhulani there were four attendants waiting for us with warm, scented wash cloths, instructions on where everything was, valet service for our car, and a tour of the resort.

Rhulani was a proper luxury lodge, and the immediate impression was enormously eye-pleasing; a small-scale version of Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge, if done by Frank Lloyd Wright in all native materials (stone, wood, tree limbs and thatch).

We sat in the open-air lounge drinking the non-alcoholic cocktail offered and enjoyed the staff’s first-class invitation to be massively indolent.

Having arrived early, we had plenty of time to look around, take in the views, take photos and explore our accommodation, which was a mini-lodge with a private plunge pool, indoor and outdoor showers, four-poster bed with mosquito netting, more great views, WiFi and air-conditioning (but, happily NO television).

We were treated to our own table for two at lunch, as the rest of the resort’s guests were still out on their morning game drive, so we had the place entirely to ourselves, with our own server. A nice caprese salad arrived, followed by chicken, risotto and a delicious side of collard greens. Sadly, Simon’s glass of wine was blown over by a gust of wind and landed in his starter, but his glass was soon re-filled (although the table-cloth was Ieft soaking in chardonnay!).

A fruit meringue was served as dessert and we waddled off to chill out and enjoy the Rhulani vibe (which is a Zulu word for ‘relax’), sitting with our feet in our plunge pool, watching the birds flitting about, and relaxing on our loungers.

When the other guests returned from their morning game drive they had a bite to eat and time to freshen up and relax, then we broke into groups, with us going out with a German couple, and our driver, Sean, a young man who gave up the city life in Jo’burg for life on the open range. Our big Toyota vehicle was equipped for full off-roading (as we would soon discover), and it was immensely comfortable navigating the dirt roads that had nearly shaken our fillings out in our tiny hire car.

Sean was a wealth of information as we discuss the full range of Madikwe wildlife, and in the span of a couple of hours we saw elephants, zebra, a huge male giraffe, wildebeest, impala, lots of beautiful birds, and steenbok, and we drove (slowly!) into a herd of Cape buffalo who were grazing on long, dry grass. The soft swish of their movements and their gentle chewing was just sublime, with the heat, the yellow sunlight, golden grass and their quiet snorts.

We then went to a watering hole where seven elephants were drinking. They were young males, and they had churned the shallow water into mud, so one of them carved out a hole in the bottom of the bank until he reached fresh water. They were taking turns slurping it up their trunks like they were using a straw. What a comical sound!

A male lion had been spotted at the watering hole before the elephants arrived, so Sean decided we’d track him down. We tracked him for an hour, with Sean catching sight of the lion but then losing him when he flopped down in the long grass. As the sky darkened we were rewarded with a full-throated roar. We didn’t so much hear the roar as feel it, a full bass growl that registered in our solar plexus’. With that, Sean took the vehicle through thorn scrub and long grass until he spotted the lion on the other side of a gulley. The lion roared again and when we found him Sean pulled up right next to him, which startled us a bit. Quite a bit, actually.

But the lion had been in the park with his mother since he was a cub, so he was fine with us nearby. As he lay there he gave two gigantic yawns and we had a marvelous view of his extremely impressive teeth!

We ended the evening there, but still saw lots of animals on our way back to Rhulani, including a big chameleon in a tree, which Sean called “the laziest animal I’ve ever seen” because it had been on that branch for a week.

Dinner that night was chilled salmon appetizer, Eland steak for Simon and duck breast for me, mashed potato and baby carrots and zucchini, with a tiny poached pear with cream cheese for dessert. Gaborone was only 15 miles away, and we were treated to the superb sight of a lightning storm over the city, bringing pula, the blessing of rain, to a place we now loved.

After dinner we returned to our villa with the safety of a guide, since there were wild dogs in our compound that night. The next morning’s alarm call came all too soon, and by 5:30am we were showered and ready to go. We had a quick snack of rusks, coffee and tea before setting off into the chilly darkness, but we were dressed for it, and our Jeep had warm blankets to offset the cold.

Sean decided we would track three male lions who had been hanging out along the reserve’s Southern fence. He spotted their tracks fairly easily, as it had rained the night before, but he kept saying, “They’re going this way. Now they’re going the opposite direction…” over and over, for nearly 2 hours. We covered a lot of ground, but finally gave up. We did see a huge male rhino during that time, who didn’t like us very much as we were a terrible distraction from the job at hand. He was on the scent of a female, so he loped off quickly.

We headed down a track where we came upon a giraffe with its head up, not eating. Susan asked Sean if it was looking at us, or at something else, and he said he thought it was looking at something else. Then we heard the most unusual sound, as if someone’s stomach had rumbled at the same time as a lion roared miles away. Sean brightened right up and said, “That’s baby lions!”

He followed their little roarings, and we found a mama lion with four young cubs. The babies were pestering mama for milk to go with the wildebeest she had killed and stashed beneath the tree they were lounging under. When we came upon her she immediately stood up and began to growl at us in a very clear warning. There was absolutely no mistaking her intent, and no mistaking the look of a mother who’s worn out with her babies’ constant demands. Plus, she had blood all over her front from the wildebeest, so we immediately took the hints.

Sean tried to pull away going forward, but she was having none of it. She kept up her angry stance until he backed the truck up and made a wide circle around her. She settled in and nursed her cubs, and from then on she was fine. Another mama and her two older cubs just sat there and watched the drama unfold.

When the babies had been fed they lay down with mama nearby, but one cub got up and ambled our way. When he saw our vehicle he stopped in his tracks, trying to hide behind a termite mound. Sean said he would take his cue from the other lions, and when they showed no reaction the cub knew it was safe. He was so cute and furry, with an obvious personality of his own. What a special thing to see! It made our whole day.

We drove off after a while, spotting troops of baboons as we went, until Sean stopped to give us the drinks and snacks we’d missed out on the night before as we tracked the male lion. Sean stopped the jeep about a mile beyond one of the baboon troops and laid out rusks, dried mango, shortbread and coffee spiked with Amarula. He said he might not have been completely comfortable with the location, but baboons always posted a sentinel, and we’d hear them if lions showed up.

He also told us the female lions with cubs explained the crazy pattern he’d tracked earlier: the males were walking back and forth looking for the females, but couldn’t find them. If it wasn’t for the giraffe, and then the irritable, pestering moans of the cubs, we never would have found them either.

When the time came to head back to Rhulani for breakfast we were fully sated with African wildlife, and already talking about a return visit. Our time at Madikwe was far, far too short, but we held the purpose of our visit to Africa in mind and felt extremely grateful to Andy Taylor (and his wonderful secretary Lynda!) who made sure we didn’t miss out on this incredible gem. We rarely take time off to do something “just for us” (some people call that a “vacation”, we’re told!), and if we could only have a day or so to do it, Madikwe was an unforgettable choice.

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