RV Trip – A year on the Road – Page 6

Sedona will SORT. YOU. OUT!

Everyone told us it was beautiful. Everyone mentioned it was magical. But the person who told us “Whatever you’re dealing with, Sedona will sort you out” hit that nail smack on the head. Sedona, Arizona took all the best elements of the places we’ve visited so far, and cranked them up to eleven.

And then the emotional upheaval kicked in.

Our two days away from Fati started with lunch at Flower Child with our friends Meredith and Nathan. We knew Meredith from her time at Universal Orlando, and when she invited us to meet up while we were in the Phoenix area, we enthusiastically said, “Yes!”

*Susan’s brussels sprout and butternut squash salad, and Simon’s Forbidden Rice with salmon*

We thoroughly enjoyed our time with them while scarfing down a delicious healthy lunch, and Nathan did us a huge favor by recommending we take Highway 87 instead of Interstate 17 for our journey, not only because it went directly to our first night’s stop in Winslow, AZ, but also because it’s incredibly scenic.

We had been considering 87, and we were so glad he confirmed it was the right choice. It took us from flat desert to mountainous vistas and a surprising forested descent toward Winslow, perfect for driving in Nippy.

Originally, we were only going to take one overnight in Sedona, but we also wanted to see Meteor Crater National Landmark, so we added an overnight at the fabulous La Posada in Winslow. What luxury, what great music, and what good food!

The next morning we took all the necessary photos “standing on the corner in Winslow, Arizona,” including with the flat-bed truck, before heading west to the crater.

*Ruthie wanted her photo taken with the wings. We told her she might be too short, but she’s delighted with the outcome.*

Meteor Crater is big. Very big indeed. The crater is 4,000 feet wide, 700 feet deep, and was created when a meteor hit at 26,000 miles per hour, 50,000 years ago. We stood on the edge and felt the pull of the wind that whips around inside and threatens to suck you in.

*The people standing on the overlook give you an idea of how big this thing is.*

*Part of the meteor that caused this whole mishigas in the first place.*

Now, don’t tell anyone – this is strictly between us. Simon and I found an elevator that took us down to the crater floor, and we popped out for a couple of quick photos. No one can know. So don’t tell.*

Then, it was on to the main event. The reason for our trip to Sedona was to bring Susan’s beloved mother back to a place she loved, as one final trip to Arizona. We’d leave it to her to guide us to a spot she wanted to “see,” and we’d do a little ceremony for her there.

*Kathy looking out the front window. I could feel her smiling.*

We knew nothing about the area, but first Sedona and then a place called Oak Creek Canyon kept coming up as I (Susan) browsed Google’s Arizona map. We weren’t sure where the canyon was, but we’d find it once we got to the city.

Heading south on I-17, we quickly began to descend out of the mountain along a road with a series of switchbacks, and we couldn’t believe what we were seeing. Glorious hillsides covered in trees showing off their fall colors, towering rock formations that seemed to reach to the sky, and, further down, a river that actually flowed in a state where most rivers are bone-dry most of the time. Could there really be a place on Earth this enchanting? It felt so right.

I was afraid we wouldn’t know where to go. I worried that I wouldn’t “hear” Mom telling me what she wanted. But Sedona sorts these things out, and as we drove through the lower end of the canyon, Mom left no doubt whatsoever where we should pull over, where we should walk, and where we should do our little ceremony.

*Holding Kathy up so she has a good view of the mountain.*

As we returned to the car, I noticed a sign with a map behind glass. We were in the heart of Oak Creek Canyon.

The canyon was intensely emotional, and sometimes you have to sit with these things for a while, which is what Simon is processing now. Along with grief, Susan felt tremendous joy. Sitting in one of the area’s many vortexes the next day, talking to her mom and dad, her turn for processing started.

*This was my view from the vortex when Mom told me what she wants me to heal in my life.*

But there was more to discover in Sedona, including the food, and the magnificent boutique hotel, El Portal Sedona, which will absolutely be our choice for a return visit, next time for much longer. We’ve stayed in excellent hotels over the years, but this…this just fit us like the finest of gloves.

We had dinner that first night at dog-friendly Creekside American Bistro, where we each had a cocktail, and we split Lamb Chop Lollipops and Fig and Blue Cheese Crostini. Superb!

The next morning we ambled over to The Secret Garden Cafe, where Simon chose the Breakfast Burrito and Susan had the quiche. Simple elegance blended with delicious flavors, and we felt truly spoiled.

Finally, before we started back to Fati, we took a trip up the hillside to the Airport Overlook.

*Can you guess which Magic Kingdom attraction is said to be based on Thunder Mountain, in the background here?*

We detoured off of I-17 for a visit to mountainside Jerome, once a mining town full of bars and brothels, now a “ghost town”…

…toured the Tuzigoot National Monument Native American ruins…

…and had a picnic lunch in a park.

But there is one thing we did not do.

We chose not to drive through Oak Creek Canyon again before leaving Sedona, because there is only one “first time,” and no return trip will ever have that same impact. We want to remember this first visit exactly as it was. Perfection.

*Okay, you guessed it anyway. It’s a photo op in the museum. But our version is way more fun.

Mesa Like A Local

We’re like that scene from Monty Python’s The Life of Brian, in which John Cleese’s character, Reg, peevishly asks the members of the People’s Front of Judea what the Romans ever did for them (Answer: medicine, irrigation, health, roads, cheese, education, baths, Circus Maximus, and peace). We kept adding to our long list of things we wanted to discover on this year-long journey, and this time we’re diving into our desire to experience some areas like a local.

We’re also far behind on our blogs, although quite a bit of our time in Mesa was spent just poodling around, sorting out a new mattress, taking Fati in for an oil change and other basic services, and visiting with friends old and new.

To kick off “living like a local,” we took advantage of the excellent dining options nearby – feeling unbelievably spoiled by the sheer variety of restaurants – with a visit to Queen Creek Olive Mill, a farm-to-table agritourism spot with olive trees, a lovely outdoor café, shop, and informative tour.

*Olive Mill is the kind of place that reminds you there is simple elegance in the world.*

Susan had the Queen Creek Chopped salad, Simon had the Kalamata salami and cheese sandwich, and we split a side of warmed olives in garlic and rosemary, and it was all so luscious we came back a week later and ordered the same entrees.

*The chopped salad is dressed with the farm’s own luscious Lemon Olive Oil.*

*Simon only got through half his sandwich the first time we visited, but powered through and ate the whole thing the second time.*

*Oh my Lord God Sweet Baby Jesus! These are so delicious!*

We were surprised to find out Susan’s second cousin lives not far from Mesa, so we met up with her and her husband twice during our stay, reliving family memories, looking at family photos, and enjoying their company. Heidi has a letter Susan’s mom (Kathy) wrote to Heidi’s mom in celebration of a milestone birthday, and tears flowed while reading it, hearing Kathy’s “voice” again. What joy, what grief, and what gratitude for Heidi sharing that letter!

With Halloween practically knocking on the door, we spent two evenings taking in the local festivals. First, the Vetuchio Farms Fall Festival, as wonderfully homespun and nostalgic as it gets.

With pony rides, a petting farm, a giant slide, fairground rides, a tractor-pulled train ride, and a corn maze, it takes you right back to happy childhood memories when times were simpler and kids still played outdoors.

*Adorable little cow train. The line to ride was LONG.*

*Ruthie took the lead in the corn maze, and she summoned all her super powers to get us back out!*

*The real locals got into the spirit of the night.*

We had a big lunch that day, so we didn’t try any of the food. Instead, here’s a photo of a hapless pedestrian who tried to cross any road in Montana or Wyoming, where speed limits are just vague suggestions.

The next night we went to the Schnepf Farms Pumpkin & Chili Festival, where the pig races were high on our must-see list. Bigger and flashier than Vetuchio Farms, there was a lot more to do, but with less pull of the nostalgic. We’re pretty sure the same families we saw the night before were there, and we could understand why they’d want to do both.

We had time to watch some of the dog agility show before the pig races started, and while Ruthie assured us she has no interest whatsoever in that much exercise, it would turn out to be a real highlight for us.

The pig races? Well, they were cute, but short. Five kids were chosen for each race, and they stood along the railing in front of a color that was assigned to each pig. The kid whose pig won the race was awarded a strap-on pig nose. Hilarious for some, humiliating for others, mainly depending on their age. We’ll just leave it there, because it was all in good fun.

We split a plate of succotash (which, to us, was more like grilled vegetables) and a bowl of chili, and the chili was so good we forgot to take a photo of it before we gobbled it down. Ruthie approved, too, when we let her lick the bowl.

On Halloween night we drove through a nearby neighborhood to see the decorations and the trick-or-treaters. It was the right decision, and made us feel less like we’re so far away from home. Susan especially is trying not to think too much about Thanksgiving and Christmas, the first time she will have been away from Young Son, ever, over the holidays.

*We saw a lot of giant Jack Skellingtons*

But the experience that made us feel most like we were living like locals were the nights when we crossed the road between Fati and the next row of rigs and spent time around Rocky and Ronda’s campfire, sharing stories, eating popcorn, having a barbeque, and feeling like we were part of a community.

Those of you who know our backs have been in agony for the last few months due to our Sleep Number bed whose air bladders never inflated, leaving us sleeping in deep canyons, will be glad to know we finally have a new mattress, after much trying.

We’d been sleeping on a thick foam pad for a few weeks while waiting for our new mattress to be made and delivered, and when it was delivered to some unknown location rather than the mattress store in Mesa, we had to wait another week for a second one to be made and delivered to our new location in Goodyear. Long story short, we slept well on our new mattress for the first time last night. Yay!

Our time in Mesa was the most social time we’ve had so far, and it was very, very hard to leave. Perhaps a season-long visit is in our future?

The Great American Road Trip – Pt 4

Continuing our exclusive series for The Independent, here is the fourth instalment of our Great American Road Trip, charting the scenic splendors of Montana and Wyoming, and the history that underpins them.

Month 4 of our year-on-the road RV adventure took us from Glacier National Park in northwest Montana to the Wyoming-Idah0 border via a wealth of small towns, vibrant wildlife, epic countryside and historic counterpoints. You can read it on this link to the Indy’s Travel section.

The wild horses of Wyoming's Red Desert — *The wild horses of Wyoming’s Red Desert*

The Forgotten Road To Tortilla Flat

“Let’s do the scenic drive from Apache Junction to Tortilla Flat,” Simon suggested on our first full day in Mesa, Arizona. “Yes, let’s!” Susan agreed. We’d traveled that road many years ago, and recalled how flat it was; just a nice, straight shot past a ghost town to a cute Western saloon with horse saddles for seats at the bar.

Oh, the folly of faulty memory!

Our destination’s location deep within Tonto National Forest in the Superstition Mountains should have been our first clue, and the words “scenic drive” should have been the second, but we’re road-drunk and were lulled into a sense of comfort and familiarity by the luxury of Monte Vista campground resort, surrounded by every store, eatery, and convenience we could imagine. Plus, this is the Sonoran Desert, and deserts are supposed to be flat.

If you’ve been following our blog, you already know what happens next (if not, it’ll be steep drops along a tight, winding road with no guardrails). But part of what happened next, as we ascended into the Superstitions, was that Simon expertly hugged the mountainside on the way up and navigated the middle line as much as humanly possible on the way down, while Susan called on all her newfound coping skills, which, for the most part, added up to an extremely pleasant drive.

Tortilla Flat is the “last surviving stagecoach stop along the Apache Trail,” and the last time we were there it had rained enough for those Flash Flood warnings to matter. The road immediately beyond the tiny strip of shops and the saloon was under water, so we were curious to know what lay beyond it.

The first stop along State Route 88 after Apache Junction was Goldfield Ghost Town, which was closed the first time we’d been in Mesa, but open – and busy – this time. It’s not a real ghost town, but it was once a mining town that originated in 1892, then died a spasmatic death when the gold vein tapped out. Now it’s a tourist attraction with a saloon, gift shops, tours, and a narrow gage railroad train.

The afternoon was too hot for much wandering along the dusty Main Street, and there were many signs telling visitors what to do if they come across a rattlesnake, so we walked the length of the attraction and back, met lots of people who wanted to pet Ruthie, then headed north-east along AZ-88 again.

*Touristy building aside, it’s easy to imagine a little town springing up here in the shadow of the crumbling mountains.*

Our next stop was Lost Dutchman State Park, where the perky attendant assured us we’d be wasting our time if we paid for entry and couldn’t do any of the hiking trails, but she did suggest we take some photos of the mountain as we turned around and exited, which we immediately forgot to do.

We would visit the Usery Mountain Recreation Area two days later, so this wasn’t a great loss. Having a stroll and lunch in what felt like the middle of desert nowhere, with birdsong all around us, was among the most relaxing things we’ve done so far.

As we wound up the mountainside the views became more expansive, and we marveled at all the Seguaro cactuses, which look for all the world like people, often with too many arms. We later learned that these succulents swell to twice their normal size during monsoon season, much like we do in Florida’s humid months.

The Canyon Lake Vista offered a view over Canyon Lake (obviously), a manmade waterway that is one of four lakes created when the Salt River was dammed due to the Roosevelt Dam project. Even from the heights, we could see how well-used it was, and we decided to make it our lunch stop.

*Lunch time again, but this time on the actual day this blog is about.*

The lake is accessible after a one-lane bridge, which neither of us remembered from our last visit, and once we were settled in at a picnic table in the shade, we spent a happy half-hour boat-watching. Dolly Steamboat tours make their way through the canyon and out into the lake, and locals were out making the most of the gorgeous weather on boats and on jet skis.

*The Dolly Steamboats looked very inviting.*

Crossing a second one-lane bridge after lunch brought us to Tortilla Flat, which everyone in the whole wide world including us calls Tortilla Flats, because the singular just sounds wrong. It’s a tiny single-street “town” that would be a strip mall if it were in a big city, but it’s got an atmospheric saloon, debatable history, and good ice cream, so we’ll forgive it its idiosyncrasies.

*So, these toilet seats are photo ops, and yes, you’re supposed to stick your head in them. We didn’t, though.*

*More dollar bills, plus horse saddles for seats.*

The tiny burg’s origin story revolves around a treasure trove of gold hidden in the Superstition Mountains by the Jesuits, which everyone wanted although no one knew where to find it. The town wasn’t actually around in the 1600s to mid-1700s, but who doesn’t love a little greed with their legends?

There is no agreement about when the town (really just a freight camp) came into being, but it’s safe to assume it was just prior to or during the 1904 building of the Roosevelt Dam and the road leading to it. Celebrities as varied as Teddy Roosevelt, Clark Gable, and Colonel Sanders of chicken fame have been past visitors.

We had a wander along the walkway, where Ruthie met a bear and we had an ice cream cone, but more than anything, we were just happy to be out enjoying one of Arizona’s iconic locations under a cloudless blue sky.

What about that flooded section of the road we couldn’t pass the first time around? A big, yellow warning sign indicated it was closed. Sometimes you don’t get to travel every road that appeals to you, and we’ve learned to be fine with that.

And Tortilla Flat’s unusual name? The website insists it’s due to a group of people who got stuck during a rainstorm while returning from Phoenix after getting supplies, back when the area was nothing more than a trail running through the flat land. They used up all their supplies, and only had some flour, so they made tortillas to stave off starvation.

*That moment when you realize you have a tortilla in your fridge and decide it makes as good a photo as any.*

We’re pretty sure any story you can come up with will be just as convincing, so let your imagination run wild!

The Desert of Death

Quartzsite, Arizona is known for two things, and both of them have to do with the state’s 12.1 million acres of Bureau of Land Management land. With so much open real estate and an attitude of “live and let live,” the town of around 4,000 residents swells to over one million in the winter months, mainly due to RVers camping in the desert for free, and rock hounds who have been scouring the place since the 1960s.

Camping at this world-famous locale was in our Top Ten destinations when we were putting together our Blue Sky itinerary for our year on the road. We’d get a nice diesel RV, fit it out with a massive battery bank and a roof full of solar panels, and camp wherever the hell we felt like it, but mostly Quartzsite.

*BLM land doesn’t include a lot of resort-style amenities.*

When Blue Sky met Gas Prices, that idea went straight down the gurgler, but we still planned to spend at least one night in this RVer’s bucket-list destination. We purposely planned to avoid the big January Tent Show that draws massive crowds, and instead would make the most of late October’s balmy weather, when the days are in the 80s and the nights are cool. We’d meet fascinating people, and congratulate ourselves for our reckless abandon.

But this is an El Nino year and climate change is real. Like Lake Havasu City, Quartzsite was seeing a longer summer than usual, and the day we were due to head to the desert for our overnight was forecast to be 107F. That’s the kind of weather in which city people temporarily living in tin cans die when they don’t have electricity to run their air conditioners.

*That time when we still knew what “balmy” felt like.*

We had to make a decision, and the best way to make a decision is to base it on reality. With that in mind, we agreed to drive to Quartzsite in Nippy on a day when the temperature was 103, and we’d sit in the car on BLM land with only the windows rolled down, to see how long we could last.

We were highly motivated. We really wanted the overnight experience. We’d been looking forward to it for four years, and the movie Nomadland, shot partly at Quartzsite, only served to increase our desire to visit that magical place. But we also know first-hand what it feels like to be in 100+ in the rig, with the kind of A/C that simply cannot keep up with extreme heat.

The drive between Lake Havasu City and Parker was gorgeous due to the mountainous pass along State Road 95, before the intermittent torture of 35 miles of teeth-rattling road surface the rest of the way to Quartzsite. We each racked up a few thousand points for facing our personal demons, and were pretty pleased with ourselves.

Plamosa Road’s BLM land was our goal, and it was the first boondocking area we reached. Much to our surprise, there was no one there. Not one single RV in a place where there should have been many. That scenario was far too remote for us, so we moved on to our next choice, which was Hi Jolly BLM land.

Hi Jolly had a small smattering of rigs in various states of nice-lookingness, mostly leaning toward the rustic. Some started leaning that way back in the 1950s. But we’re not RV snobs, and rough-looking rigs have great stories to tell.

Still, there was an air of slight menace about the one parked near the entry to Hi Jolly, and the road further in was made of angry stones, so we kept our distance, which is the polite thing to do when you’re boondocking, anyway.

*Rattlesnakes? Check. Scorpions? Check. Us? Ummmmm…no.*

We grabbed lunch to-go at the friendly Times Three Family Restaurant, then went to sit in the desert to see how long we’d last.

*Nice and air conditioned, but not with a dog.*

After 15 minutes, we knew we might have to switch gears. We didn’t make it a full hour before we agreed we’d take a different route to Mesa and stay at a campground with electrical hookups.

*We split a toasted ham and cheese sandwich with tots. Cold food might have been a smarter choice.*

But it was okay. We drove around town, soaked up the atmosphere, talked to the locals (all of whom said they were surprised by how hot it still was, and mentioned the outdoor vendors hadn’t even shown up yet), and visited the grave of Hi Jolly, to pay our respects.

*This is the Hi Jolly Cemetery. Nearly all of the cemetery, in fact.*

Hi Jolly (whose real name was Hadji Ali) was hired by the U.S. Army in 1857 as a camel herder for the Camel Corps, which was charting a wagon road across New Mexico and Arizona. The outbreak of the Civil War ended that adventure, and Hi Jolly returned to Quartzsite and became an entrepreneur.

Camels are now the town’s “icon,” and its quirky cemetery is named for that good man, who lies buried under the desert’s gravel blanket.

And what of the “naked bookseller” who is a legend in Quartzsite, and who we had hoped to meet? He passed in 2019, having spent his life mostly undressed, performing boogie-woogie piano tunes across the country and, in a way, having been the father of Male Stripping. We assume he was laid to rest in just the little “pouch” he wore for the sake of modesty, and is living his best afterlife under Arizona’s burning sun.

*We can’t show you a photo of the naked bookseller, so here’s a cute one of naked Ruthie living her best life instead.*

London Bridge Is Standing Up

Like the glorious bond between British Simon and American Susan, Lake Havasu City in Arizona bridges two cultures, joining the mainland to its island via the London Bridge. Yes, the actual London Bridge, purchased in 1968 and rebuilt block by granite block across Lake Havasu channel.

Robert P. McCulloch was the money man, and his surname now graces the boulevard that crosses the bridge. London Bridge Road itself only leads to the lake, so you can imagine our confusion when we reached the city after a long drive from Kingman. A wrong turn and quick reroute had us on the right track to our RV resort out on the island.

*A huge “Thank You” to* *Go Lake Havasu* *for their help in getting us into the peaceful Beachcomber Estates, which made a perfect base for our stay and treated us to spectacular sunsets.*

The bright blue waters of Lake Havasu were captivating, and driving over the London Bridge convinced us we needed to rent a boat and experience the city’s best feature.

*Our view as we were passing over the channel.*

During its time in England’s capital, the bridge began a slow sink into the River Thames when modern vehicles began to prove too heavy and too frequent for a structure intended to carry horse-and-carriage traffic. 1970s technology ensured it would stand proudly in Arizona, even with the onslaught of massive RVs that cross it daily.

*Simon remembers when this beauty was still in its home country.*

Near the foot of the bridge, the dog-friendly outdoor patio of Burgers by the Bridge offered a British-inspired fish-and-chip basket, with “inspired by” being the key concept. Really, you’re probably there for the view, but again, the decision to rent a boat during our stay was solidified.

*We split an Americanized fish-and-chips, but the beers were our own.*

*“I’m going to lay down in front of the mister fan, and you can figure out how to move your chair to sit down without bumping me.”*

There were no rentals available on our first full day, so when the temperature began its climb to 103, we returned to the spectacular green-grass oasis of London Bridge Beach waterfront park, which we had found the evening before. It was cooler in the shade of real trees, and being lakeside always makes you feel less skanky, even if you’re only looking at the water.

*Ruthie (and we!) loved feeling real grass again.*

*The pretty boating channel between one part of the lake and another.*

The park became our daily outing, and we found ourselves wishing our home town had that amenity. Strolling along the channel with a dog is the perfect setup for socializing, and we enjoyed companionable chats with interesting characters and their best friends.

*The dogs we met all loved the water. Ruthie’s opinion? “Nope!”*

Simon lined up a pontoon boat for late morning the next day, but first we visited The Red Onion for a hearty breakfast that would hold us until dinnertime. If you’ve been following our blog, you know we eat simply most of the time, so this feast of utter deliciousness was a real belly-buster, in the best possible way.

*Simon’s Huevos Rancheros was delightfully “gooey and tasty and full of flavor.”*

*Susan’s Eggs Benedict made her fell human again. Bliss on a plate!*

Finally, it was boat time. Our pontoon rental from Champion Rentals was the ideal antidote to the day’s heat, giving us a view of the city, of California on the other side of Lake Havasu (which transitions back into the Colorado River on the California side due to an imaginary line down the middle of the lake), and of the underside of the London Bridge.

*Someone finally realized how utterly fabulous it would be to own a boat.*

*Someone loves, loves, loves being out on the water!*

*Someone else was not quite sure about this turn of events…*

*…but she settled in after a while and really enjoyed bobbing along at a slower speed.*

With the time we had, we motored around the lake for a while, then headed toward Copper Canyon. We’re pretty sure we didn’t make it that far, but we saw some evocative hills and secluded coves, and were just so completely content being out on the water that it didn’t matter where we went.

When it was time to make our way back to shore, we had two final landmarks to enjoy: the canal and a trip under the bridge.

The “oops” was a woman showing far more of her backside than decency allows! But she seemed happy, and that’s all that counts on a hot day.

London Bridge has a few secrets to share, and while many visitors know about the WWII soldiers’ inscriptions carved into the granite, and bullet holes inflicted during that same war, a lesser-known item hidden in the bridge was discovered in 2018. It’s a voodoo doll. With pins still in it.

The doll made in the likeness of a local newspaper man is now on display in the Visitor Center, and you can read its story by clicking HERE.

That evening we drove out to Havasu National Wildlife Refuge, not specifically to see any wildlife, but to watch the sun set over the water. We had so enjoyed our time in the area, and felt a wonderful sense of peace as the rigors of the road eased quietly into the background.

The Other Side Of The Canyon

Grand Canyon’s South Rim made a convenient detour as we traveled north from Kingman to Monument Valley, and the view there was completely different to the North Rim. While North Rim is rustic and less visited, South Rim is iconic for a reason. Wider, more colorful, and much more approachable.

Simon had been to the South Rim before, but my first view of it was shocking, in a good way. It struck me as a grand amphitheater with a story to tell in each of its folds and crevices, and its sloping sides are so enormous no binoculars are necessary to see them, though we used ours anyway and were treated to intricate views of the canyon’s smaller details.

There was a little interpretive center not far from where we parked, with a panoramic view through its windows. Sitting right on the edge of the canyon, it offered an exceptional sight line right down to the bottom.

Among the displays were two panels that hit smack at the heart of what bothers those of us with a fear of heights. We’re thinkin’ it, Grand Canyon, we’re thinkin’ it!

South Rim has three main areas that look into the widest part of the canyon, and we checked each of them out.

When we had our fill of the main overlooks, we continued along the spectacular East Rim drive, where several more turnouts provided views over the canyon’s less-visited eastern arm.

If you read our blog about Monument Valley, you know we had begun using a “points” system when it comes to things that challenge us as we travel, but we do them anyway. Simon cashed in some of his points to avoid driving the valley’s rough road, and I cashed in some of my points by asking to skip an overlook accessed via a steep, narrow road along the East Rim.

*This is what a thousand points looks like.*

Standing on this wall earned me a billion points, but I can’t post the photo of that moment because you can see my mouth and it’s really obvious what word is coming out of it. Look at these happy people instead.

The rest of East Rim was spectacular, and it was also a convenient shortcut toward the road to Monument Valley, so the decision to head that way rather than backtrack to I-40 was a double win.

*We saw quite a few people just hanging out on rocks near the edge of the canyon.*

*The main area only allows tiny glimpses of the Colorado River, but it’s much more visible from the East Rim.*

Skipping the steep road also led to our first wildlife sighting in a long time when we came upon five or six elk grazing along the East Rim road, which made for a happy sign-off to our visit.

We didn’t get a photo of the many people who were foraging for something in the forested area, but it looked like they were picking up small pine cones. During one of our turnout stops, my guess was confirmed; they were harvesting pine nuts from the mini pine cones. How cool is that?

As we continued north after leaving the park, we came across one of the furthest reaches of the canyon, near where the Colorado River and the Little Colorado River meet. A huge fissure runs along the highway, and we stopped to have a look at a big parking area set up just for that purpose.

*Etc? What the living hell could “etc” be?!*

That night we stayed in Navajo Land Hotel in Tuba City, having driven into dusk through scenery lit by the fading sun. The name is an odd side-step meant to honor Hopi Chief Tuva, but the Mormons who were guided through the land by Tuva apparently had trouble pronouncing the letter “v” (but did they, really?) and simply replaced it with “b.” We’ll leave our comments at that, and instead revel in the glorious hillsides.

We were glad to have seen both sides of the Grand Canyon, with their distinct personalities that earn the National Park its place as one of the United States’ most iconic destinations.

A Year On The Road – The 5-Month Map

Having just hit the 5-month mark on our grand RV adventure, it is especially illuminating to see that we had by FAR our lowest month for mileage in Fati, with just 474 miles covered from Fillmore in Utah to Kingman here in Arizona.

*Month 5 – picking up in Fillmore, Utah, and traveling to Kingman, Arizona*

*Showing more detail of our Month 5 route from Utah, through Nevada, to Arizona*

The main reason for such a low total for the full month (as opposed to the 868 miles in Month 4 and the mind-boggling 2,504 we travelled in the first month!) was because we spent two full weeks in one location (Laughlin, Nevada) , and used our tow car, Nippy, for our more extensive travelling once we were settled.

We haven’t been sluggards, though. Our mileage in Nippy was a whopping 3,718 for this month, which included trips from Cedar City to the Grand Canyon (North Rim) and Palm Springs from Laughlin, as well as our just-completed 779-mile 3-day round-trip from Kingman to the Grand Canyon (South Rim), Monument Valley and Flagstaff.

*Fati and Nippy in our current campground, the Blake Ranch RV Resort in Kingman, AZ*

Highlights of the last month include Las Vegas, the Mojave Desert, both North and South visitor centers of the Grand Canyon, the Colorado River, Monument Valley, and the city of Flagstaff, which really caught our attention, in addition to a fascinating section of Route 66.

When all added up, we have travelled 6,403 miles from home in Florida in Fati, and another 13,339 sight-seeing in Nippy from our various RV campgrounds.

*The first 4 months – from home in Florida to Fillmore, Utah, a total of 5,929 miles*

That’s a total of 19,742 miles in and around the US since we left home. And we’re still hungry for more! We do still have another 7 months to explore this half (or two-thirds) of the country, though, and the next month will include more iconic stop-overs, notably Lake Havasu and London Bridge, the RV Mecca of Quartzite, Phoenix, Sedona and Tucson. Stay tuned…

Monument Valley: The Fulfillment Of A Childhood Wish

Simon is a huge fan of old cowboy movies and Sergio Leone’s “spaghetti Westerns.” So much so that we decided to leave Fati for two days and make the 790-mile round trip from Kingman, Arizona to the Navajo Nation to see Monument Valley’s iconic red-rock formations.

Leone only shot scenes for one movie in Monument Valley – Once Upon A Time In The West – as a tribute to filmmaker John Ford, who helped make the area famous through his classic Westerns. Nearly 30 movies feature scenes shot in the red-earth valley, including Thelma and Louise, 2001: A Space Odyssey, National Lampoon’s Vacation, and Back to the Future III, but none captured the magnificence of the place the way the Westerns did.

In reality, we paid a visit to Grand Canyon’s South Rim on the way to Monument Valley, but we’ll share that with you in our next blog.

While researching our trip to Arizona’s north-eastern corner, we read several times that the scenic loop through what is properly called Monument Valley Navajo Tribal Park is a rugged dirt road, and only recommended for those with a high-clearance vehicle. One of us (whose name begins with the letter Simon) could not accept that as fact, and a few websites also insisted small cars were fine. Both of us agreed we’d check it out and decide for ourselves.

When we reached Monument Valley’s toll booth, Simon asked the question. The woman in the booth took one look at Nippy and said, “The road is really rough. I wouldn’t try it in that.”

We had begun using a “points” system when it comes to things that challenge us as we travel but we do them anyway. To be fair, we give each other anywhere from a thousand up to a billion points for any given challenge, so it’s a bit of a skewed system, and it was here that Simon cashed in some of his points. The decision was made.

But not to worry; we’d noticed two things as we were driving toward the park. One was that you can see all of the valley’s rock formations from Route 163, which parallels the park, and the other was that Route 163 is entirely paved.

Each formation can be viewed up close from inside the park, but we were perfectly happy with our grand overview, and we stopped at every turnout, marveling at the magnificence.

The movie Forrest Gump, starring Tom Hanks, was also partly shot on location in the Navajo Nation, and Route 163 was the setting in which Forrest stops running during his three-years crisscrossing the U.S.

*The road looks abandoned in this photo, but really it’s quite busy.*

Today, the road draws visitors who want to recreate that memorable scene. It does involve standing stock-still in the middle of a relatively busy road, but that doesn’t deter fans, some of whom have been injured or killed in the process. We chose to stand along the side of the road rather than in it, because it would take a long time for Emergency Services to reach us if we got run over by a truck.

What a wonderful afternoon it had been! For Simon, it was the fulfilment of a movie fascination dating back to his childhood, when he watched John Ford’s The Searchers, and again in Once Upon A Time In The West.

“It opened up a magnificent real-life panorama that far surpassed the two-dimensional qualities of the cinema screen, in a landscape that was both breathtaking and awe-inspiring,” he gushed as we drove to Williams for an overnight to break up the long drive back to Fati.

We have thoroughly enjoyed our time in Arizona so far, but there was something quite special about Monument Valley that gave me (Susan) a deeper understanding of why my parents, especially my beloved mother, loved the Southwest so much. And in that moment of acknowledgement as we were leaving the Navajo Nation, I looked to my right and saw the only cloud in the sky, which, to me, looked ethereal and angelic.

It was one of those moments people who have lost a loved one recognize, and I smiled, silently thanking my Mom for showing up.

What We Learned During Our Fifth Month On The Road

Today marks five months since we locked the door to our house in Florida and set off for a year-long adventure in an RV. Here’s what we learned during the past month:

Simon loves driving through mountain passes in Fati. Susan does not love that. Following behind in the car while he hoots and hollers and is pumped full of adrenalin works for both of us. Praying “Keep him safe,” over and over, out loud, in the car, is much better than having Susan constantly say, “Please be careful. Watch that edge. Slow down. Do you think you should downshift? There’s a big hill coming up. Are you good? I think there’s a downward slope around this bend…” and on and on and on…. Split up if you need to, to save everyone’s sanity.

Ninety-nine percent of the time, the coolest room in the rig is the bathroom. You might be tempted to keep the dog in there on super-hot days, since he or she is wearing a fur coat all the time, but this idea is both stupid and not at all practical. Think it if you must, but don’t do it. No one will end up happy.

Having seen about a billion mountains and rocky outcroppings, you’re now able to immediately identify A) What kind of rock any given mountain is made of and B) How it was made. Aztec Sandstone? Easy. Area that was once an ancient sea? Childs play! Debris field from an exploding volcano back when dinosaurs were a thing? No problem at all, with bonus points for identifying the volcano itself, and any cinder cones it produced. You rock, you self-taught geologist, you!

Don’t choose a white or cream-colored throw rug for use in your rig. I don’t care if it’s the old one you had in your house and would have thrown away if you didn’t put it in your RV. You’ll spend all of your time looking at a filthy rug, starting 20 minutes after you freshly launder it. Get a black one or a brown one, because that’s what color it’s going to be anyway.

The American Southwest may be best known as cowboy country, but it’s the dust that leaves a lasting impression on you. Any allergies you had back at home will subside, but those burning eyes and scratchy throat, with a heaping helping of sneezing, remain your constant companions. Get tissue. We’ll wait.

They may say, “Yeah, but it’s a dry heat” when the temperatures top out at 105, but 105 is 105, dry or not. Coming from Florida, we understand the sopping-wet of summertime. In Arizona, we’re bewildered by what’s happening to our bodies when sweat evaporates so fast you don’t even know it was there, or it pools under your hair and rains down like a salty waterfall.

Comments from other RVers like, “Our site was next to some bushes, but we were told it’s illegal to kill the Black Widow spiders that live in them,” never leave you. Shaking out all your towels and flipping your bedsheets up so you can see under them before you get in are your new habits.

If you live in the Southwest, it’s apparently a law that you have to have an RV in your yard. Doesn’t matter if it’s a million-dollar Prevost or an abandoned hulk that’s been rusting through to its substructure ever since Hector was a pup. Ideally, it’s the latter, and even better, there should be at least two.

Wow. We’d heard about the friendships that form between RVers, we’ve had nothing but kindness from the people we’ve met, and we’ve added new friends on FB to keep up with each other’s travels. Even after all of that, we had no idea how much you care about these new friends when they’re facing a sudden challenge. There is something very special about this community. How wonderful it is to have your heart expand this way.